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Am I right?

I have to push the pram a lot. Well, what do you want? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!

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What a strange person

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

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Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The nose? Bring her forward! The nose? Well, she turned me into a newt.

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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

What do you mean? She looks like one. Burn her anyway! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water!

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Rise of the Cybermen

You've swallowed a planet! Insistently Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

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Planet of the Ood

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too.

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The Christmas Invasion

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

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Love and Monsters

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Insistently Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

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